Nthabwala za veterinarian

Ndakhala dokotala wa zinyama kwa zaka 30! Oo! Zaka 30 - pansi kukhetsa!

Bambo wina akuitana ng'angayo kuti awone nsato yake ndipo wowona nyamayo adamva nsato ikulira! Veterani ndiwosangalala - Uwu ndi mlandu womwe sunachitikepo - python yowuwa! Pakutulukira kotereku, ine, mwina, ndidzalandira Mphotho ya Nobel! Munthu: “Dokotala—mwinamwake titulutse kaye dachshund yomwe anameza?

Dokotala amabwera kudzayitanira kwa veterinarian wodwala. - Ndiuzeni ndendende komwe ululu wanu wakhazikika? “Komanso, sindimafunsa odwala anga chimene akudwala,” dokotala wa zinyama akuyankha. - Ndimachita nawo popanda funso! Kenako adotolo akutembenukira kwa mkazi wa veterinarian, akumupatsa ufawo n’kunena kuti: – Dyetsani mwamuna wanu mankhwalawa, ndipo ngati sikuthandiza pofika m’mawa, muyenera kumugoneka!

Wophunzira wina wofunitsitsa, yemwe amaphunzira pasukulu yowona za ziweto, amawunikira mwezi usiku ngati woyendetsa taxi (stuffer). Atamaliza maphunziro ake, adaganiza zophatikiza ntchito ziwirizi, kukulitsa ntchito zake komanso kuchulukitsa ndalama zomwe amapeza. Anatsegula chipatala chake chazowona zanyama napachika chikwangwani pachitseko: “Dr. Jones: Veterinarian ndi Taxidermist - mwanjira ina, mumabwezera chiweto chanu!

M’nyengo yachilimwe m’mudzi wina wa tchuthi, galu wa mmodzi wa opita kutchuthi anavulazidwa m’kulimbana ndi nungu. Wokhala m'chilimwe adatembenukira kwa veterinarian wakumaloko kuti amuthandize. “$100 yanu,” anatero dokotala wa zinyama, atapereka chithandizo choyenera. “Inde, wapenga,” anafuula motero wokhala m’chilimwe, “wanenepa kuno tikadzapuma!” Tengani mwayi kuti palibe poti mutembenukire!!! Koma mumatani m’nyengo yachisanu pamene ife kulibe? - Monga chiyani?! Timalima nangu…

Ophunzira awiri azachipatala adabwera m'mudzimo kudzaphunzira. Kukhazikika pansi. Aitanidwa kumunda kukawona ng’ombe yodwala. Wina amayang'ana m'kamwa, ndipo wina amayang'ana pansi pa mchira. Zokambirana zotsatirazi zikuchitika: - Kodi mukundiwona? – Ayi! - Inenso ayi. Choncho, volvulus.

Amuna awiri akumana. Mmodzi kwa mzake: - Mphaka wanga, chabwino, zadolbal basi !!! Mofanana ndi Marichi, amakuwa ndi mawu oipa. "Ndipo mupite naye kwa vet." Pamenepo adasiyana. Patatha chaka chimodzi, anakumananso. - Kumbukirani, Ndinakulangizani kuti mutenge mphaka kwa owona zanyama? - Inde, ndidachita ... "Ndiye chiyani, samakuwa m'masika anu tsopano?" - Komabe ngati kukuwa. Tsopano akufuula kuti: - Kuti? Ali kuti? Kuti?!!!

Mwamuna amabwera kwa vet - mukudandaula chiyani? - Kwa moyo. – Koma ine sindine zamaganizo, koma Chowona Zanyama. Choncho moyo uli ngati galu.

- Moni, dokotala, ndidzutseni mphaka! - Ngati chonchi? “Chabwino, munamugoneka chaka chatha, tsopano mudzutseni.

“Ndimadula amphaka. Kuthena kotheka. Tiwona momwe zidzakhalire."

Chilengezo mu nyuzipepala: "Chipatala cha Chowona Zanyama "Dokotala Wachifundo Aibolit": euthanasia, kutentha mtembo, kuchotsa, kutaya, kutsekereza, kudula makutu ndi mchira, kumeta tsitsi ndi kuchotsa zikhadabo. Ndikudabwa zomwe Dokotala Woyipa Aibolit akuchita?

Kuyitana vet: - Tsopano apongozi anga abwera kwa inu ndi galu wokalamba. Mumamubaya jekeseni wa poizoni wamphamvu kwambiri kuti asavutike ndi kufa nthawi yomweyo… Veterani: Kodi galuyo adzapeza njira yobwerera kwawo?