Zolakwika Zodziwika Pamodzi
Pali anecdote ngati:
Funso: Kodi mbira ndi wolemba mapulogalamu wamkazi amafanana bwanji?
Yankho: Nayonso ilibe chochita ndi nyanja kapena nkhumba.
Kapena chinanso, pafupifupi "nthabwala":
Malo ochitirapo kanthu ndi chipatala cha Chowona Zanyama. Veterinarian amayankha foni, ndipo pakati pa iye ndi woyimbayo, mwa njira, munthu wamkulu ndipo, poweruza ndi mawu ake, munthu wabwinobwino, kukambirana kotereku kumachitika:
- Ndiuzeni, chonde, kodi nkhumba zimagona bwanji?
"Mukudziwa, sindinganene motsimikiza, sindine katswiri wa nkhumba, koma mwina mukudwala?"
- Ayi, tinamugula masiku awiri apitawo ndipo anali wokangalika, wokondwa kwambiri. Ndipo tsopano samadya, samamwa, amangogona, kwa nthawi yayitali kale ...
- N'zotheka kuti munagulitsidwa nkhumba yopanda thanzi, chonde tiuzeni mwatsatanetsatane komwe mudagula komanso momwe munagula.
- Chabwino, tinapita kumsika wa mbalame, tinagula nkhumba, tinagula nsomba yamadzi, tinathira madzi ...
(A curtain)
Dzina lakuti "guinea pigs", pokhala lingaliro lolakwika lokha, labweretsa malingaliro ambiri olakwika ndi zolakwika zokhudzana ndi zinyamazi.
Choyamba, tiyeni tione chifukwa chake nkhumba zimatchedwa choncho. Nkhumba inabweretsedwa ku Russia kuchokera kutsidya la nyanja, chifukwa chake poyamba inkatchedwa "kunja kwa nyanja". Pambuyo pake, mawu oti "kunja kwa nyanja" adasinthidwa kukhala "zam'madzi".
Nkhumba nayonso ilibe chochita ndi nkhumba. Anthu amasiyana maganizo pa chifukwa chake nyamazo zinapatsidwa dzina limeneli. Mabuku ena amati nkhumbazo zinatchedwa dzinali chifukwa cha mmene mutu wa nyama unapangidwira. Ena akufotokoza zimenezi ponena kuti maphokoso a nkhumba amafanana ndi kulira ndi kulira kwa nkhumba. Zikhale choncho, chifukwa cha dzina lawo, komanso magwero osiyanasiyana azidziwitso, nkhumba zakhala imodzi mwa nyama zomwe zili ndi malingaliro olakwika kwambiri.
Pano, mwachitsanzo, chifukwa chakuti nkhumba, pali maganizo olakwika kuti iyenera kusungidwa ... mu aquarium. wodzazidwa ndi madzi. Monga nthabwala pamwambapa. Posachedwapa, mamembala a Kalabu yathu, atafika pachiwonetsero chawonetsero, adadodomanso ndi funso lokhudza nkhumba za omwe adachita nawo filimuyo: "Ndipo amakhala kuti nanu? Mu vodka? Ndikufuna kuuza aliyense: nkhumba sizikhala m'madzi! Ndi nyama zakumtunda ndipo sizigwirizana kwambiri ndi madzi. Ndi kulakwanso kusunga nkhumba popanda madzi, koma zonse mu Aquarium yomweyo. Kufotokozera ndi kophweka: nyamazi zimafuna mpweya wabwino - koma wopanda zojambula - chipinda, chomwe aquarium, chifukwa cha cholinga china, sichingapereke. Choncho, ndi bwino kusunga nkhumba m'makola a lattice kapena mizati yapadera ya nkhumba.
Nthawi zambiri, chifukwa cha umbuli, anthu amatulutsa khola ndi nkhumba padzuwa lotseguka kapena kuisiya mumkokomo. Si bwino! Zonsezi zimakhala ndi zotsatira zowononga thanzi la nyama, zomwe zimatsogolera poyamba kutentha kwa thupi (makamaka zakupha), ndipo kachiwiri ku mphuno ndi chibayo (chomwe chimakhala chovuta kuchiza komanso nthawi zambiri chimapha). Nkhumba iyenera kusungidwa m'chipinda chofunda, koma osati chotentha, chopanda kulemba. Ngati khola limatengedwa padzuwa, ndiye kuti mkati mwake nthawi zonse payenera kukhala nyumba yomwe nkhumba imatha kubisala kuti isawonongeke.
Zikuoneka kuti dzina lakuti βnkhunguβ lachititsanso anthu kuganiza molakwika za zimene nyamazi zimadya. Pakati pa osadziwa, amakhulupirira kuti popeza nkhumba zimadya zinyalala, ndiye kuti "mazina awo ang'onoang'ono" ayenera kukhala okhutira ndi zomwezo, mwachitsanzo, chakudya chotsalira patebulo, zowonongeka ndi zowonongeka. Chakudya choterocho, mwatsoka, chidzatsogolera ku imfa ya nyama, chifukwa. amafunikira zakudya zopatsa thanzi, zamitundumitundu, zomwe zosakaniza zomwe tazitchulazi zilibe kanthu kochita.
Kuti ikhale ndi moyo wabwinobwino komanso kuberekana, nguluwe imafunika kudya bwino. Nkhumba ayenera kulandira tirigu osakaniza, masamba ndi udzu. Kuonjezera apo, nkhumba ndi za nyama zochepa zomwe sizingathe kupanga vitamini C (ascorbic acid) m'thupi mwawo. Izi zikutanthauza kuti ayenera kukwaniritsa chosowa chawo chokwanira kudzera mu chakudya chomwe amadya.
Nthawi zambiri munthu amamva maganizo olakwika za fungo la nyama m'nyumba. Ndikufuna kuzindikira kuti nkhumba zimanunkhiza kwambiri kuposa makoswe kapena hamster. Yankho lagona m'chilengedwe, kumene nkhumba zimakhala zopanda chitetezo, choncho chitetezo ndi kupulumuka kwa zamoyozo zagona mu kuberekana kwakukulu ndi ... ukhondo wosowa; nkhumba nthawi zambiri patsiku "imatsuka", zisa ndi kunyambita ubweya wake ndi ana ake ndikuyesera kuwononga chirichonse chomwe chingapereke malo ake kwa adani ndi fungo. Chifukwa chake, ndizokayikitsa kuti nyama yodya nyama imatha kupeza nkhumba ndi fungo, nthawi zambiri malaya ake aubweya amangotulutsa fungo la udzu. Chifukwa chake, kunyumba, khola limakhalabe loyera kwa nthawi yayitali: pokonzekera mwanzeru nyumba ya ziweto zanu, mutha kuyeretsa ndikuyeretsa kamodzi pa sabata.
Lingaliro lolakwika lokhudza fungo limapangitsa kuti nyama zizisamalidwa bwino ndi zoyala zosayenera. Mwachitsanzo, ngakhale obereketsa okha nthawi zambiri amalakwitsa pamene akunena kuti pansi pa khola silingathe kuwazidwa ndi utuchi - tchipisi ndi shavings ndizoyenera izi. Ineyo pandekha ndikudziwa oweta angapo a nkhumba omwe amagwiritsa ntchito mankhwala osakhala a ukhondo posunga nkhumba zawo - nsanza, nyuzipepala, ndi zina zotero, koma nthawi zambiri, ngati si paliponse, obereketsa nkhumba amagwiritsa ntchito utuchi, osati tchipisi. Ndipo ndi utuchi umene umalepheretsa maonekedwe a fungo m'maselo kwa nthawi yaitali.
Mashopu athu a ziweto amapereka zinthu zosiyanasiyana, kuchokera pamatumba ang'onoang'ono a utuchi (omwe amatha kuyeretsa kawiri kapena katatu pa khola), mpaka zazikulu. Utuchi umabweranso mosiyanasiyana, zazikulu, zapakati ndi zazing'ono. Apa tikukamba za zokonda, amene amakonda chiyani kwambiri. Mukhozanso kugwiritsa ntchito mapepala apadera a matabwa. Mulimonsemo, utuchi sudzavulaza nguluwe mwa njira iliyonse. Chinthu chokhacho chomwe chiyenera kupatsidwa chidwi ndi utuchi waukulu wokulirapo.
Lingaliro lofala loti nkhumba ndi nyama zosasangalatsa ndipo sizingachite chilichonse kupatula momwe mungatafunire, m'malingaliro athu, sizigwira madzi. Nkhumba ndizosavuta kuphunzira ndikuphunzitsa, ngakhale kuchita mu Durov's Animal Theatre! Nkhumba imatha kuphunzitsidwa kuyankha ku dzina, "kutumikira", kuliza belu, kusewera mpira, kuyang'ana zinthu, kupsopsona ... Mutha kuphunzitsa nkhumba kulosera nyimbo ndi kusiyanitsa mitundu! Chinsinsi apa ndi kukhulupirirana ndi kuleza mtima. Ndipo ngati kukula kwa khola kumalola, mukhoza kukhazikitsa malo osewerera nkhumba, kumene angasonyeze mokwanira luso lawo lachilengedwe.
Kawirikawiri, kusunga nkhumba ndi ntchito yosangalatsa kwambiri, mosiyana ndi zomwe anthu ambiri amakhulupirira. Simungangoyika nkhumba m'bokosi ndikuyembekeza kuti ikhale pamenepo mopusa kwa maola ambiri, ikutafuna chakudya chake. Chowonadi ndi chakuti nkhumba ndi nyama zokonda kucheza komanso zomvera, zomwe zimatha kufotokoza malingaliro osiyanasiyana ndikufotokozera tanthauzo lake kwa munthu, zomwe zimapangitsa kuti zikhale zolemera komanso zosangalatsa kusiyana ndi zomwe zili agalu kapena amphaka. Kodi nkhumba zimagwirizana bwanji? Mwachitsanzo, ma hamster ali ndi gawo lotsika kwambiri lolumikizana ndi anthu: amafufuza, kuthawa, kuluma, kulandira mtundu wina wachikondi, komanso chakudya. Nkhumba, kuwonjezera pa izi, zimatha kusonyeza malingaliro, monga kukhutira, kukwiya, kusangalala, mantha, mkwiyo, etc. Nkhumba zimakhalanso ndi mphamvu zosiyanitsa pakati pa mawu 5-10. Nkhumba zanga zimayankha mayina awo, ndikuzindikiranso mawu oti "mumps", "karoti", "tsabola", komanso lingaliro la "kusiya kumenyana", loperekedwa ndi ine ndi mawu oti "siyani" kapena kugogoda pang'ono. pa khola. Amachitanso ndi mapazi, madzi oyenda, ndi phokoso la matumba ndi mapulasitiki. Ndikalankhula nawo amazindikira kuti ndikulankhula nawo ndipo amandiyankha. Inde, sindimayesa kuti nkhumba zimagwira tanthauzo la mawu, osati zokhuza maganizo, koma zimakonda ndikamalankhula nawo.
Tsopano mukumvetsa kuti nkhumba ndizosavomerezeka, zomwe zimatsogolera ku chidziwitso chaching'ono kwa iwo omwe akufuna kupeza nkhumba, ndipo izi, zimatsogolera ku mapangidwe pafupifupi nthano za kusamalira nyamazi. Zotsatira zake, zolakwika zimachitika nthawi zambiri. Koma tikukhulupirira kuti nkhaniyi ikuthandizani kupeΕ΅a zolakwika zomwe wamba ndipo simudzalola kuti nkhumba isambira m'madzi kwa masiku awiri, mutayidyetsa kale ndi zinyalala patebulo - pambuyo pake, nkhumba ilibe kanthu kochita ndi nyanja kapena nkhumba.
Β© Elena Uvarova, Alexandra Belousova
Pali anecdote ngati:
Funso: Kodi mbira ndi wolemba mapulogalamu wamkazi amafanana bwanji?
Yankho: Nayonso ilibe chochita ndi nyanja kapena nkhumba.
Kapena chinanso, pafupifupi "nthabwala":
Malo ochitirapo kanthu ndi chipatala cha Chowona Zanyama. Veterinarian amayankha foni, ndipo pakati pa iye ndi woyimbayo, mwa njira, munthu wamkulu ndipo, poweruza ndi mawu ake, munthu wabwinobwino, kukambirana kotereku kumachitika:
- Ndiuzeni, chonde, kodi nkhumba zimagona bwanji?
"Mukudziwa, sindinganene motsimikiza, sindine katswiri wa nkhumba, koma mwina mukudwala?"
- Ayi, tinamugula masiku awiri apitawo ndipo anali wokangalika, wokondwa kwambiri. Ndipo tsopano samadya, samamwa, amangogona, kwa nthawi yayitali kale ...
- N'zotheka kuti munagulitsidwa nkhumba yopanda thanzi, chonde tiuzeni mwatsatanetsatane komwe mudagula komanso momwe munagula.
- Chabwino, tinapita kumsika wa mbalame, tinagula nkhumba, tinagula nsomba yamadzi, tinathira madzi ...
(A curtain)
Dzina lakuti "guinea pigs", pokhala lingaliro lolakwika lokha, labweretsa malingaliro ambiri olakwika ndi zolakwika zokhudzana ndi zinyamazi.
Choyamba, tiyeni tione chifukwa chake nkhumba zimatchedwa choncho. Nkhumba inabweretsedwa ku Russia kuchokera kutsidya la nyanja, chifukwa chake poyamba inkatchedwa "kunja kwa nyanja". Pambuyo pake, mawu oti "kunja kwa nyanja" adasinthidwa kukhala "zam'madzi".
Nkhumba nayonso ilibe chochita ndi nkhumba. Anthu amasiyana maganizo pa chifukwa chake nyamazo zinapatsidwa dzina limeneli. Mabuku ena amati nkhumbazo zinatchedwa dzinali chifukwa cha mmene mutu wa nyama unapangidwira. Ena akufotokoza zimenezi ponena kuti maphokoso a nkhumba amafanana ndi kulira ndi kulira kwa nkhumba. Zikhale choncho, chifukwa cha dzina lawo, komanso magwero osiyanasiyana azidziwitso, nkhumba zakhala imodzi mwa nyama zomwe zili ndi malingaliro olakwika kwambiri.
Pano, mwachitsanzo, chifukwa chakuti nkhumba, pali maganizo olakwika kuti iyenera kusungidwa ... mu aquarium. wodzazidwa ndi madzi. Monga nthabwala pamwambapa. Posachedwapa, mamembala a Kalabu yathu, atafika pachiwonetsero chawonetsero, adadodomanso ndi funso lokhudza nkhumba za omwe adachita nawo filimuyo: "Ndipo amakhala kuti nanu? Mu vodka? Ndikufuna kuuza aliyense: nkhumba sizikhala m'madzi! Ndi nyama zakumtunda ndipo sizigwirizana kwambiri ndi madzi. Ndi kulakwanso kusunga nkhumba popanda madzi, koma zonse mu Aquarium yomweyo. Kufotokozera ndi kophweka: nyamazi zimafuna mpweya wabwino - koma wopanda zojambula - chipinda, chomwe aquarium, chifukwa cha cholinga china, sichingapereke. Choncho, ndi bwino kusunga nkhumba m'makola a lattice kapena mizati yapadera ya nkhumba.
Nthawi zambiri, chifukwa cha umbuli, anthu amatulutsa khola ndi nkhumba padzuwa lotseguka kapena kuisiya mumkokomo. Si bwino! Zonsezi zimakhala ndi zotsatira zowononga thanzi la nyama, zomwe zimatsogolera poyamba kutentha kwa thupi (makamaka zakupha), ndipo kachiwiri ku mphuno ndi chibayo (chomwe chimakhala chovuta kuchiza komanso nthawi zambiri chimapha). Nkhumba iyenera kusungidwa m'chipinda chofunda, koma osati chotentha, chopanda kulemba. Ngati khola limatengedwa padzuwa, ndiye kuti mkati mwake nthawi zonse payenera kukhala nyumba yomwe nkhumba imatha kubisala kuti isawonongeke.
Zikuoneka kuti dzina lakuti βnkhunguβ lachititsanso anthu kuganiza molakwika za zimene nyamazi zimadya. Pakati pa osadziwa, amakhulupirira kuti popeza nkhumba zimadya zinyalala, ndiye kuti "mazina awo ang'onoang'ono" ayenera kukhala okhutira ndi zomwezo, mwachitsanzo, chakudya chotsalira patebulo, zowonongeka ndi zowonongeka. Chakudya choterocho, mwatsoka, chidzatsogolera ku imfa ya nyama, chifukwa. amafunikira zakudya zopatsa thanzi, zamitundumitundu, zomwe zosakaniza zomwe tazitchulazi zilibe kanthu kochita.
Kuti ikhale ndi moyo wabwinobwino komanso kuberekana, nguluwe imafunika kudya bwino. Nkhumba ayenera kulandira tirigu osakaniza, masamba ndi udzu. Kuonjezera apo, nkhumba ndi za nyama zochepa zomwe sizingathe kupanga vitamini C (ascorbic acid) m'thupi mwawo. Izi zikutanthauza kuti ayenera kukwaniritsa chosowa chawo chokwanira kudzera mu chakudya chomwe amadya.
Nthawi zambiri munthu amamva maganizo olakwika za fungo la nyama m'nyumba. Ndikufuna kuzindikira kuti nkhumba zimanunkhiza kwambiri kuposa makoswe kapena hamster. Yankho lagona m'chilengedwe, kumene nkhumba zimakhala zopanda chitetezo, choncho chitetezo ndi kupulumuka kwa zamoyozo zagona mu kuberekana kwakukulu ndi ... ukhondo wosowa; nkhumba nthawi zambiri patsiku "imatsuka", zisa ndi kunyambita ubweya wake ndi ana ake ndikuyesera kuwononga chirichonse chomwe chingapereke malo ake kwa adani ndi fungo. Chifukwa chake, ndizokayikitsa kuti nyama yodya nyama imatha kupeza nkhumba ndi fungo, nthawi zambiri malaya ake aubweya amangotulutsa fungo la udzu. Chifukwa chake, kunyumba, khola limakhalabe loyera kwa nthawi yayitali: pokonzekera mwanzeru nyumba ya ziweto zanu, mutha kuyeretsa ndikuyeretsa kamodzi pa sabata.
Lingaliro lolakwika lokhudza fungo limapangitsa kuti nyama zizisamalidwa bwino ndi zoyala zosayenera. Mwachitsanzo, ngakhale obereketsa okha nthawi zambiri amalakwitsa pamene akunena kuti pansi pa khola silingathe kuwazidwa ndi utuchi - tchipisi ndi shavings ndizoyenera izi. Ineyo pandekha ndikudziwa oweta angapo a nkhumba omwe amagwiritsa ntchito mankhwala osakhala a ukhondo posunga nkhumba zawo - nsanza, nyuzipepala, ndi zina zotero, koma nthawi zambiri, ngati si paliponse, obereketsa nkhumba amagwiritsa ntchito utuchi, osati tchipisi. Ndipo ndi utuchi umene umalepheretsa maonekedwe a fungo m'maselo kwa nthawi yaitali.
Mashopu athu a ziweto amapereka zinthu zosiyanasiyana, kuchokera pamatumba ang'onoang'ono a utuchi (omwe amatha kuyeretsa kawiri kapena katatu pa khola), mpaka zazikulu. Utuchi umabweranso mosiyanasiyana, zazikulu, zapakati ndi zazing'ono. Apa tikukamba za zokonda, amene amakonda chiyani kwambiri. Mukhozanso kugwiritsa ntchito mapepala apadera a matabwa. Mulimonsemo, utuchi sudzavulaza nguluwe mwa njira iliyonse. Chinthu chokhacho chomwe chiyenera kupatsidwa chidwi ndi utuchi waukulu wokulirapo.
Lingaliro lofala loti nkhumba ndi nyama zosasangalatsa ndipo sizingachite chilichonse kupatula momwe mungatafunire, m'malingaliro athu, sizigwira madzi. Nkhumba ndizosavuta kuphunzira ndikuphunzitsa, ngakhale kuchita mu Durov's Animal Theatre! Nkhumba imatha kuphunzitsidwa kuyankha ku dzina, "kutumikira", kuliza belu, kusewera mpira, kuyang'ana zinthu, kupsopsona ... Mutha kuphunzitsa nkhumba kulosera nyimbo ndi kusiyanitsa mitundu! Chinsinsi apa ndi kukhulupirirana ndi kuleza mtima. Ndipo ngati kukula kwa khola kumalola, mukhoza kukhazikitsa malo osewerera nkhumba, kumene angasonyeze mokwanira luso lawo lachilengedwe.
Kawirikawiri, kusunga nkhumba ndi ntchito yosangalatsa kwambiri, mosiyana ndi zomwe anthu ambiri amakhulupirira. Simungangoyika nkhumba m'bokosi ndikuyembekeza kuti ikhale pamenepo mopusa kwa maola ambiri, ikutafuna chakudya chake. Chowonadi ndi chakuti nkhumba ndi nyama zokonda kucheza komanso zomvera, zomwe zimatha kufotokoza malingaliro osiyanasiyana ndikufotokozera tanthauzo lake kwa munthu, zomwe zimapangitsa kuti zikhale zolemera komanso zosangalatsa kusiyana ndi zomwe zili agalu kapena amphaka. Kodi nkhumba zimagwirizana bwanji? Mwachitsanzo, ma hamster ali ndi gawo lotsika kwambiri lolumikizana ndi anthu: amafufuza, kuthawa, kuluma, kulandira mtundu wina wachikondi, komanso chakudya. Nkhumba, kuwonjezera pa izi, zimatha kusonyeza malingaliro, monga kukhutira, kukwiya, kusangalala, mantha, mkwiyo, etc. Nkhumba zimakhalanso ndi mphamvu zosiyanitsa pakati pa mawu 5-10. Nkhumba zanga zimayankha mayina awo, ndikuzindikiranso mawu oti "mumps", "karoti", "tsabola", komanso lingaliro la "kusiya kumenyana", loperekedwa ndi ine ndi mawu oti "siyani" kapena kugogoda pang'ono. pa khola. Amachitanso ndi mapazi, madzi oyenda, ndi phokoso la matumba ndi mapulasitiki. Ndikalankhula nawo amazindikira kuti ndikulankhula nawo ndipo amandiyankha. Inde, sindimayesa kuti nkhumba zimagwira tanthauzo la mawu, osati zokhuza maganizo, koma zimakonda ndikamalankhula nawo.
Tsopano mukumvetsa kuti nkhumba ndizosavomerezeka, zomwe zimatsogolera ku chidziwitso chaching'ono kwa iwo omwe akufuna kupeza nkhumba, ndipo izi, zimatsogolera ku mapangidwe pafupifupi nthano za kusamalira nyamazi. Zotsatira zake, zolakwika zimachitika nthawi zambiri. Koma tikukhulupirira kuti nkhaniyi ikuthandizani kupeΕ΅a zolakwika zomwe wamba ndipo simudzalola kuti nkhumba isambira m'madzi kwa masiku awiri, mutayidyetsa kale ndi zinyalala patebulo - pambuyo pake, nkhumba ilibe kanthu kochita ndi nyanja kapena nkhumba.
Β© Elena Uvarova, Alexandra Belousova
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